Butt Writing Confuses Me
Butt writing is one of the weirdest fashion trends of recent years.
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Last-Minute Holiday Shopping? May I Suggest The Perfect Gift
In case you were at a loss as to what would make your loved ones happy this holiday season, allow me to make a few suggestions, inspired by fifties-era advertisers who were clearly out of their minds.
A bathroom scale
No other gift says “I care about you” quite like a bathroom scale.
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Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies. Because Crunchy Cookies Are Not Allowed In This House
This Chocolate Chip Cookies recipe is Based on Nestle’s traditional recipe, with a few changes that make them CHEWY, nut-free, and add a distinct vanilla flavor and white chocolate chips.
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Ageism Is The Last Acceptable Form Of Discrimination
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“Madonna’s hands (50) look older than her face!”
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A Tough Parenting Decision
My daughter broke her elbow two years ago at the playground. It was relatively serious. The bone had to be manipulated back into place at the OR, under general anesthesia.
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Most Flattering Jeans
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Which jean style is the most flattering? Which is best avoided? And what do all these terms mean, anyway? Here’s a quick guide to jeans.
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Are Blogs And eBooks Inferior To Printed Books?
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I haven’t read a single book since I started blogging nine months ago.
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Female Athletes: “Our Skimpy Outfits Are Not Sexist”
Are female athletes judged by performance, or by hotness?
Looking at their outfits, the answer seems to be clear. Especially when it comes to beach volleyball.
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Worst. Mom. Ever.
Prominently displayed on the classroom wall, surrounded by about 20 other self-made books dedicated to caring, loving, wonderfully patient moms, you can find this book, made by my first grader, and dedicated to me, the worst mom ever.
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I Read A Vogue Article And Now My Brain Hurts
The article’s opening paragraph completely changed my life.
“There are three things a woman really needs at 38: a husband, at least one child, and a dress with long sleeves.”
Brilliant.
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