As Smooth As A Baby’s Bottom, But More Minty

This is the promotional text on the inside of the gum pack I bought today.
Is it just me or is this really, really weird?

This is the promotional text on the inside of the gum pack I bought today.
Is it just me or is this really, really weird?
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