February 2009

homemade pita bread

This pita bread recipe makes amazingly soft and fluffy pitas. If you’re in the U.S. and are used to the cardboard rounds sold at supermarkets here as “pita bread,” you’ll be amazed once you try the real thing.

The yeasty, delicious aroma, the chewy texture and the delicate taste will get you hooked immediately. There’s one caveat though: once you try these, you won’t be able to go back to eating supermarket cardboard pita.

The dough in this pita bread recipe is mixed by a bread machine. I own a Sunbeam bread machine, and the small investment (around $50) was very much worth it.

If you don’t have a bread machine, you can prepare the dough by hand. Directions for making dough by hand are provided below.

Makes 12 small pita bread rounds, or 4 servings

Ingredients
1-1/4 cups warm milk (I use 2%)
2 TBS olive oil
3 cups all purpose flour or bread flour (plus up to 1/4 cup for flouring the work surface)
1-1/2 teaspoons sugar
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon active dry yeast, rapid rise yeast or bread machine yeast

Directions
1. Add ingredients to a 1-1/2- or 2-pound bread machine according to manufacturer’s directions. Select dough cycle. When cycle is complete, remove dough from machine. Cover with a clean tea towel and let rest for 10 minutes.

This is what the dough looks like when you remove it from the machine. It’s soft and elastic – almost spongy:

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2. Divide dough into 12 portions, each weighing about 60 grams. Shape each portion into a smooth ball. Mine are not perfectly smooth and that’s OK:

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3. On a lightly floured surface, use a rolling pin to roll each ball into a 5-6-inch circle. If dough is sticky, add just as little flour as it takes to make it workable, but don’t add too much.

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4. Place rounds on two ungreased baking sheets, 6 rounds on each. Cover with a clean towel and let rise about 30 minutes or until slightly puffed. Meanwhile, heat oven to 500 degrees F and adjust oven rack to bottom of oven. I place the pita rounds next to the warming oven – it helps the dough rise.

5. Bake pitas for 4 to 5 minutes or until puffed. Remove from oven. Cool on a wire rack. Repeat with remaining dough. This is what the pitas look like in the oven right before I remove them:

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6. Cool for a few minutes on a wire rack:

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Repeat with remaining dough. You can stuff pita pockets with so many things, including hummus and veggies, scrambled eggs, chicken or egg salad. They are best eaten right away, but they also freeze well. Warm a single frozen pita in the microwave, on a paper towel, 10-15 seconds on each side, for a fresh-out-of-the-oven taste and texture.

Whole Wheat Pita

Pitas made with whole wheat flour are not as soft as those made with white flour, but if you adjust the amounts of liquids and yeast, they can still turn out fabulous. Check out this recipe for whole wheat pita bread.

Sometimes you won’t get a pocket!

It’s true. I don’t know why this happens. I almost always get that magical pocket that enables me to stuff the pita bread:

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But once in while I just don’t. They usually puff dramatically during the last minute of baking. If it hasn’t happened after 5 minutes, it probably won’t happen, so you’d better remove the pita rounds from the oven rather than risk drying them out. But worry not: if you don’t get a pocket, just use them as flatbread. They are still delicious!

To make without a bread machine:

I used to make homemade pita bread before I bought my bread machine. These pitas are excellent too, although not as soft as the ones I make in my bread machine. I got this recipe from my mother in law, who still makes these wonderful pitas for us whenever she visits, to the delight of my daughters.

Ingredients:
1 packet active dry yeast
1 Tbs honey
0.5 cup warm water + 1.5 cups warm water
4 cups all-purpose flour and extra for flouring
1 tsp salt
Olive oil for light oiling

Instructions:
1. Combine yeast with honey and 0.5 cup water and let stand for 10 minutes. This activates the yeast.
2. Sift 3 cups flour with salt and add yeast mixture.
3. Add 1 more cup of flour and 1.5 cups water, mix with wooden spoon and then with hands.
4. Knead the dough on a floured surface for about 5 minutes. For soft pitas, dough should be a little sticky. If it’s dry, add a little more water (1 TBS at a time).
5. Lightly oil the dough surface and a clean bowl. Put the dough in the bowl, cover with a clean dishtowel and let rise for about 1.5 hours.
6. Continue with step 2 in the bread machine instructions – dividing dough into portions.

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Antibacterial products are dangerously overused in the United States.

I took the above photo outside our local supermarket. The wipes caught my attention because the container said “antibacterial wipes.”

Indeed, research shows that “shopping carts are loaded with more saliva, bacteria and even fecal matter than escalators, public telephones, and even public bathrooms. The only surfaces that had more germs were playground equipment and bus rails.”

But can’t our bodies handle it? Assuming we are generally healthy and are not in a special risk group, do we really need to kill all bacteria and create a completely sterile environment for us and for our kids?

My biggest worry is about the liberal use of antibacterial products in the household. During a recent trip to the grocery store, I was looking for an all-purpose cleaner. It wasn’t easy to find a non-antibacterial cleaner. Finding a non-antibacterial hand soap is even more challenging.

I am enraged at the manufacturers, and I’m enraged at their stupid commercials, featuring smiling soccer moms who tell us that our counter tops are covered with bacteria and that we must use their product to kill “99.9″ of that bacteria, when our bodies should be perfectly capable of handling that bacteria.

Look at what happened with the very liberal use of antibiotics since the 1950s: by wiping out all but the most resistant bacteria, antibiotics were responsible for the development of a new “superbacteria,” capable of causing life-threatening illnesses, and resistant to antibiotics.

When we kill 99.9 of the bacteria on our counter tops, when we try to create a sterile, germ-free home, we are in fact encouraging the growth of much, much worse bacteria, that will not respond to antibacterial agents, and possibly not even to antibiotics. Do we want THAT on our counter tops?

When we choose antibacterial products, are we simply taking basic precautions to keep ourselves healthy, or are we slowly killing ourselves by weakening our immune systems and by contributing to the development of dangerous super bugs?

My personal opinion is that antibacterial products for the household should be outlawed. Seriously. They are that dangerous. What do you think? Do you use antibacterial products? If you do, are you aware of the possible implications?

Ah, the joys of parenthood:

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Photo credit: RIPizzo

A reader sent this photo via email. It took me a while to locate the original on Flickr, but I wanted to give proper credit. Apparently, the little girl simply opened the fridge and helped herself to some chocolate pudding.

I think each and every parent has a similar story to tell. Mine involves an entire display of expensive imported wines being toppled over by my precious kids during a visit to Whole Foods. Each and every $50 wine bottle broke. The noise was horrible and so was the mess.

They were nice to us: rushed over to make sure we weren’t hurt and never mentioned the damage we caused. But it took me two full years to recover from the trauma and return to that particular store with my kids.

no-thieves-small I recently had to deal with online copyright infringement, when one of my articles was scraped by a loser who posted it on his site without asking for permission or giving me credit.

I don’t like the word “scraper.” These people are criminals. Thieves. But I’ll use the term “scraper” anyway since it has somehow become the acceptable term for idiots who can’t create their own content on the web, so they steal it off other people’s sites, publish it as their own and even promote it in social media, hoping to get page views and ad revenue.

The main problem: search engines can index the scraper’s content before ours, and sometimes even punish our sites – not the scrapers’ – for duplicate content. This can result in the copy having a higher PageRank, and more page views, than the original.

Dealing with scrapers isn’t simple. The scraper who stole my content is from Serbia, according to his Stumbleupon profile. Physically tracking him down and serving him with court papers would be insanely costly and would not make sense at all.

There are, however, several things you can do if someone steals your content on the web. This depends, of course, on how much time you’re willing to spend. I spent about two hours tracking down this guy and doing whatever I could to make sure he does not profit from stealing my article. It was worth it to me because it felt good, but it may not be worth it to you.

This is how I dealt with this online copyright infringement:

1. I found out he stole my article because the article contained an internal link to my own site. The backlink I received from his spam site alerted me to the fact that he stole my article. This means that including internal links to your site in your posts is a good way to at least get backlinks from these spammers (at least you gain something from their crime), although some of them do remove links.

Another way to get backlinks from spammers and protect your PageRank is to install the WordPress plugin RSS Footer. This plugin automates the process of adding a link in your RSS feed that points to the original post. This should help make sure the original always has the higher PageRank.

2. I went to his site and posted a comment informing him that he is a thief, that he should take the article down promptly and that I’m a lawyer and will not rest until I make his life miserable. Needless to say, my comment went into moderation and was promptly deleted – but I knew he read it. I didn’t expect him to take the article down, but it was worth a try.

3. I noticed he had social media buttons on the article and made it my mission to make sure he does not get social media traffic from MY article. I went to all the social media sites, contacted the people who submitted the article and voted for it, explained what happened and asked them to retract their vote. They did. I also voted the article down and wrote comments to explain what happened. This killed his social media efforts.

Through one of the stumblers who initially voted for him, I found out who he was, thumbed his Stumbleupon account down and filed a complaint against him with Stumbleupon.

4. I Reported him to Google using Google’s Report A Spam Result page. If the website you’re dealing with has Adsense, and most of them do, you should also report them to Adsense by clicking on the “Ads By Google” link on the ads.

5. I reported him to Amazon Associates. I noticed he had Amazon Affiliate Ads on the page, so I emailed them a complaint. They sent me a generic email saying they don’t allow sites who breach copyright law to use their program (duh). I thought it would end with that, but the next day I was pleasantly surprised to receive another email from them, saying they checked his website, but the stolen article had already been taken off the site (indeed it was… details below). The communication with Amazon Affiliates was encouraging, because they took my complaint seriously and actually bothered to visit his site and send me a personal response.

6. Following advice I found on the internet, I tried to find out who the site’s host is and report the site to them, but both tools I used – whoishostingthis.com and who-hosts.com – couldn’t find the host.
*Update: I received an email from Richard Kershaw of whoishostingthis.com, explaining that “We quite often find that scrapers use shady hosts (eg, in rural China), with a view to hiding their location. In light of your feedback, I’ll review the text on our tool so that it explains this sort of thing much better. At the moment, when we can’t ID a host it doesn’t explain the likely reasons etc.”

As I was going through this flurry of activity, trying to make the thief’s life as miserable as possible, the stolen article was still up. But the next morning, when I checked it, this is what I saw:

“Not Found, Error 404.”

Victory!

I really wanted the scraper’s site to get banned by Adsense and by Google. I don’t know if this is going to happen, but even if it doesn’t, at least I won my own little battle against this loser.

Have you ever had to deal with online copyright infringement?


Comment of the day: “File a DMCA notification with the ISP to get the page taken down. Getting upset about it is a waste of psychic energy. Most spambloggers do it as a business, have many blogs, and really don’t care that you think they’re scum.” Mark from CalorieLab.

Image credit: squacco

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California is facing the most significant water crisis in its history. Winter 2008-2009 is the third dry year for the State. Water reserves are extremely low. There’s even talk about the State imposing water rationing on farmers, homes and businesses. In addition, drought conditions have created a situation of extreme fire danger, already the worst fire season in the State’s history.

 

It’s been raining almost the entire week and should continue raining well into the weekend and next week. I’m not sure if these rains are going to help with water levels in reservoirs (the dry land will probably soak at least some of the water), or save us from water rationing, but having breakfast in the kitchen this morning while watching our backyard being drenched in water made us very, very happy.

Kids’ Fashion

by MomGrind

Kids’ fashion is usually adorable, but I’m not so sure about these boys’ T-shirts that I found at our local drugstore:

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When my husband saw me uploading these photos, he came over to look. His reaction?

“Cute.”

I don’t think these shirts are cute at all. I think they are inappropriate and unnecessary. Kind of like butt writing on kids’ pants.

ass-writing Photo credit: selena lynn

My husband (lovingly) says I’m a prude.

Good Looking People

by MomGrind

Apparently, some good looking people are only willing to date other good looking people.

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You’ve got to see this: a website with the highly intelligent tagline “a good looking people community,” where you can search for people based solely on how they look.

Because obviously looks are the most important thing in a person, and if you’re good-looking, there’s no way you’d want to date someone who’s not.

One of the site’s most useful features is a tool that allows you to search for people based on how others have rated their looks. Ratings include: “stunning,” “good looking,” “looks nice,” “looks OK,” “not much,” “ugly,” and “horrifying.” Yes, there are a couple of people in the “horrifying” category.

Thankfully, it looks like the site is not doing too well in terms of traffic. Maybe people are not THAT shallow after all.


Comment of the day: “At least they’re all in one place, kinda like a zoo.” Writer Dad.